incest toons
Found this at Google, while looking for Lisa L’s old posts. Looks like someone has done a little borrowing from incestboard, lol, and it is quite a story This is the site addy btw: www.atlantasinglegourmet.com/hot7/im-back/ - 55k Im backBerkeley Im back University Hi folks I just wanted to post a short note to say Im back. I have been having some PC troubles. But now I am visiting my uncle in another state will probably spend most of the summer here, unless I become too much a nussance for him, or else my Paw wants me back real bad My trusty collie Sam is here with me. Hope you all are doing well will have a real good comfy summer God bless luv, JanieLuv, JANIE, your sweet little cuntry chickie Filed under incest stories 41 Comments I missed you. Comment by Lisa L July 7, 2005 7:05 pm Its wonderful to see you back, Janie. We all missed you - possibly even the trolls, too. LOLG. Comment by Gloria_B July 7, 2005 7:16 pm Janie,My dad asked me to post this idea:Next year, on the 4th of July, B4rry should have have an IB party. Everyone could go and become friends. No more flaming.Lisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 7, 2005 7:26 pm ask about peoples fave bbq and look what it gets you Comment by b4rry July 7, 2005 8:22 pm Hey, Janie, sweetie, dear MISSED YOUNow to paraphrase Johnny Carson: What state is your uncle in? (And dont answer with stiff.) May I ask why you suddenly went to your uncles? Is there a story in it or something? Comment by b4rry July 7, 2005 8:30 pm She wanted a change.LOLLisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 7, 2005 9:14 pm Hey Janie,Couldnt keep away from getting on ha?, But Welcome back Comment by eclectic1 July 8, 2005 7:35 pm Janie,about older men, LOL LOLI have a friend in Chicago that met this young thing on the web. After a few visits, he and this young things mom are getting married and he will have to please them both.LOLHes 65.Have funLisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 9, 2005 12:15 pm They are happy.I cannot give out the ages of mom and daughter or there would be another puppy kind of flame warLOLLisa L. This message has been edited by Lisa L (edited July 09, 2005). Comment by Lisa L July 9, 2005 9:10 pm They kinda sound like a mom/daughter gold-digging tag-team. Mom runs the business end and financials while the daughter diverts his attention. Mom probably wishes she had a few more daughters/talent that she could manage. After all, the youngun might want to free-lance one day.Lisa, why be coy on this forum? Why not give us all the deviant dirt? Historical underage sex hasnt bothered you before. Look at your own experience as well as your daughters. Comment by Wardner July 10, 2005 1:39 am quote:Originally posted by Wardner:They kinda sound like a mom/daughter gold-digging tag-team. Mom runs the business end and financials while the daughter diverts his attention. Mom probably wishes she had a few more daughters/talent that she could manage. After all, the youngun might want to free-lance one day.Lisa, why be coy on this forum? Why not give us all the deviant dirt? Historical underage sex hasnt bothered you before. Look at your own experience as well as your daughters. Wardner, you sound like Jerry Sringler just might be your cup of tea. Comment by b4rry July 10, 2005 2:25 am b4rry,Springer only has four scripts and they are just variations to accommodate the cup size of the catfight participants.His braindead producers should monitor this site for fresh ideas and new talent. Seeing as how you live in the South, occupy a mobile home, practice miscegenation (thanks, Gloria for a word Id hadnt seen in many years), and screw your half sister, I really wouldnt be interested in watching that show. Its too stereotypical. I do like the gold-digging tag-team storyline. I would just ask that the women weigh less than 140, the men weigh more than 140, and that everybody has all their teeth.This message has been edited by Wardner (edited July 10, 2005). Comment by Wardner July 10, 2005 3:49 am Thanks, B4rry.I told my friend that I would not give out any ages. He/they read the IB.Lisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 10, 2005 3:50 am Hey, Kaiif they did start posting, someone would get all crazy about the girls age and they would be banned.For now, they want to lurk.Lisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 11, 2005 12:06 am quote:Originally posted by Lisa L:if they did start posting, someone would get all crazy about the girls age and they would be banned.If shes younger than 14, than you bet people would get all crazy about her age Some people have morals, yknow. Comment by InXperienced July 11, 2005 3:04 am Morals, Huh?Maybe Karen should put a sub heading on the front door and tell everyone that the IB has high morals?Technically speaking, messing around with anyone under 18 can get a person in prison.The people I know in Chicago are no ones business and a closed subject.The people I know are starting an incest family and are minding theyre own business.Lisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 11, 2005 3:48 am Why would a 65 year old man want to burden a minor girl with a pregnancy? It seems to be a particularly thoughtless thing to do. The guy has to be careful not to purchase green bananas.I hope he has plenty of life insurance or a substantial net worth he is willing to leave this young babe and her baby. I presume he does and this is why I think gold digging is in effect here. It is amazing what some people will do for money.This message has been edited by Wardner (edited July 11, 2005). Comment by Wardner July 11, 2005 5:32 am Considering the circumstances (old man, Internet romance, too-good-to-be-true sexual arrangement), I too think gold-digging is a distinct possibility. Comment by InXperienced July 11, 2005 7:23 am You guys are something else.LOLMy friend is not rich. He has retired with a good pension.Lisa L.This message has been edited by Lisa L (edited July 11, 2005). Comment by Lisa L July 11, 2005 9:30 am I really dont believe this story. Lisa wrote The people I know are starting an incest family and are minding theyre (sic) own business.Why is this detail added now? Is the codger going to impregnate the mother and daughter and hope for a boy/girl combo that he will coerse into having a child together. Or, alternately, abort until he gets a boy to knock up his own mother and grandmother. Then again, is he going to freeze his sperm so that he can be sure to knock up a new girl child when she becomes fertile? The creep isnt going to live long enough to see his warped reality materialize. At best, he is only going to witness two generations and never experience the satisfaction of trashing six or more generations. The guy sounds like a Mengela clone. These improbabilities appear to be created from the same mind that gave us Marge and several postings of having been trained as a psychologist. (Cant psychologists spell their?) Is it any wonder that LI has Lisa under his protective custody and sheltered in a third world country where they have already had to move once? I feel sorry for the long-suffering LI.Lisa, please give us something that rings truer than this. You should know by now that I am not going to cut you any slack.This message has been edited by Wardner (edited July 11, 2005). Comment by Wardner July 11, 2005 11:49 am Believe what you will.I never said anything about my friend in Chicago impregnating anyone. If you know something, it is more than I know.Marge was never trained as a psychologist.She has seen one as a patient.Lisa L. Comment by Lisa L July 11, 2005 1:50 pm If you could read, you would know that the antecedent was not Marge. The words that followed Marges name refer to the same mind. Read it carefully and you might understand. Did you ever diagram sentences in school?How do two females, by themselves, create an incest family? What was the purpose of including the geezer if he is not the sperm donor/father? Wasnt there talk of a marriage between the mother and the old guy?My guess is that Marge has never seen a psychologist in her life. If she is real, she was treated by a psychiatrist. They are different, yknow. Of course you do. I dont think psychologists have patients. The correct term would be client.This message has been edited by Wardner (edited July 11, 2005). Comment by Wardner July 11, 2005 2:08 pm Mormon boyslol lol janie, i hope you fucked the brains out of each of them.we live in an area that if you swung a dead cat by the tail, you would hit a mormon.be safe and enjoy bareback. if you are concerned about being pregnant, go get a good pregnancy test. Comment by OutdoorCory July 11, 2005 11:04 pm Janie, dear,Perhaps youre in the middle of learning an important lesson about sex: Youve got to be careful.Yes, it almost always takes a full month for the pill to fully kick in. Even if you start at just the right time in your menstral cycle your body chemistry wont be relibly under the pills control until a full month has past. So stop gambling (and being way drunk is not a good excuse).If you turn out to be pregnant no matter who the daddy may be I wouldnt be surprised if things go down easier after awhile at home than you imagine. Your menfolk are very likely to surprise you (although your brothers may be wishing one of them was the father). And if you do turn out to be pregnant I do suggest you get a genetic test done early; if the babys healthy, try your damnedest to keep it since in the end youre actually more likely to be happier that way.If you need to talk about this whole thing more, please IM or e-mail me. k? Comment by b4rry July 12, 2005 12:48 am if things go bad and you need you can crash at my place any time janie. but i will hope for the best for you glad to see you are back i love reading your posts and would love to chat some time. Comment by wbhickok July 12, 2005 2:35 pm Lisa,your story sounds a little bit too wild but interesting and maybe not too far-fetched.Though you friends appear as well orchestrated pair of gypsies prouncing on a poor old horny fellow.But,hey if thats what he likes,he should know better. Hopefully his pace-makers battery doesnt go kaput while doing the young daughter or that he doesnt get tangled on an illegal sexual adventure that could put him behind bars,if that girl is as young as you described her.But he will be okay screwing the mom.Are you planning to join the three-some and make it an orgy? let us know on your next posts.This message has been edited by eclectic1 (edited July 12, 2005). Comment by eclectic1 July 12, 2005 3:56 pm Janie, dear,H3 will be back before long. You know how good his words have been to you. In the meantime, you can chat with Kai or myself on Y any time. Well be gald to keep our dear friend together. Comment by b4rry July 18, 2005 3:40 pm Thanks, pard I will sure keep that in mind Comment by Janie July 18, 2005 6:01 pm hugs Comment by Kai July 18, 2005 9:13 pm Wow Janie(wormwood)Talk about putting someone down. The following words you said in your previous thread went right through the heart(meaning ego) of old poor shaggy Chad the bad.:You said:I ( Hel) met Chad, I had a good time with him. He was not at all a bad person, though he might could be if some one got him riled. He was real pleasant to us His famous body part was not so formidable as I thought it might be from his description of it. I have had bigger, if you count the knot, but I dont like the knot. He is not too much longer in length than my pizza delivering friend, who was a pretty well endowed feller in his own right. But I do not feel like going in to much detail about him his organ, to be harrassed by the likes of inexperienced wardner.If this is not a direct shot to his ego,I do not know what is Shame on You. Comment by eclectic1 July 19, 2005 4:42 pm Wow Janie(wormwood)Talk about putting someone down. The following words you said in your previous thread went right through the heart(meaning ego) of old poor shaggy Chad the bad.:You said:I ( Hel) met Chad, I had a good time with him. He was not at all a bad person, though he might could be if some one got him riled. He was real pleasant to us His famous body part was not so formidable as I thought it might be from his description of it. I have had bigger, if you count the knot, but I dont like the knot. He is not too much longer in length than my pizza delivering friend, who was a pretty well endowed feller in his own right. But I do not feel like going in to much detail about him his organ, to be harrassed by the likes of inexperienced wardner.If this is not a direct shot to his ego,I do not know what is Shame on You. Comment by eclectic1 July 19, 2005 4:46 pm oh wow, a double post you sure know nothing about Chad as a person if you can jump to those false conclusions. but i forget, you believe he is fiction, me as well. Right? (Or do i have you confused with the other Eclectic1, now called inXperienced?) Comment by Janie July 19, 2005 5:36 pm I missed you too I am sitting here just oozing with my uncles cum He got me on the pill I am glad to be back, very glad to be visiting my beloved uncle, who shore can fuck btw Comment by Janie August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Hey Janie_GYoure a sight thats good to seeWelcome back, to you from meWe missed you, sweety Comment by Kai August 14, 2006 5:03 pm dear janie, how did u get with your uncle Comment by wolf49232 August 14, 2006 5:03 pm It is really great to be back. Most of you probably saw my post about my modem getting zapped by lightning, so that really messed me up for a while. I had to cancel the internet provider service I had for financial reasons, so now I depend on Junos free service, which limits me to ten hours a month, so I will still me limited as to my appearances when in LA. But now I am using my uncles PC, which is only fair, since he is getting to use some thing of mine. Is that like prostitution??? Any way, we are both keeping each other well entertained, nor is sweet Sammy feeling the least bit left out. My unc is an older gent, but he still manages to get it up at least once a day I am always ALWAYS wet ready more than willing It is so great to be on the pill finally Thank you, thank you, THANK you, dear sweet, wonderful, uncle of mine luv to all my friends here at I.B. Comment by Janie August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Lisa:That sounds about perfect to meJanie:So theres you, your uncle and Sammy. Did paw and the brothers stay at home? What about Helga?So tell us more How did the reunion with your uncle go? We want details, woman Comment by Kai August 14, 2006 5:03 pm To Lisas lurking friends:Welcome aboard Grab a user name and start posting. Wed all like to get to know you. Comment by Kai August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Boy did my newest thread head straight to hell on a roller coaster Gee thanks, W, you TrollKai, you asked about the reunion with my uncle, so I will tell a bit. We fucked the first night I arrived, using a condom. The next day he took me to a local Health Department helped sign me up for the Pill. We kept fucking for a week using condoms, then feeling it was in my system good, we commenced to go bare But now I get an email from Kai saying it takes a MONTH for it to take effect I am in an other panic, like unto the one I was in over pizza dude (I was so drunk, I could not even remember for a while whether he had used a condom that night or not, so I might be with child or with herpes or with somethin worse) So now I am going back to making Unc use the rubbers until a full month has passed, sure HOPE that it is not too late already Boy, if I go back home with my Uncles baby in my belly, my Paw will skin me alive If I am p.g., I will try to find an abortionist while it is yet early Sure hope to Gawd I am NOTNope, paw the brothers stayed behind, as they had a farm to run. I was lucky to be able to beg off for the summer Unc has a farm too, but it is a smaller one he does not make his sweet little niece do too many chores, thank goodiness I miss Helga most of all she says her father may fly her in at the end of the week so we can have a weekend together I wonder if pizza dude ever thinks about our little fling that night? Or the two nice Mormon boys? I brought their book along to try to read have waded about halfway through the dull thing I also brought along a science-friction book of Kais recommendation, but so far have not had too much time for reading, between sight-seeing fucking the few chores imposed upon me. Happy summer ever one luv, Janie Comment by Janie August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Three mentions in one post Youre going to make me blush, Janie-Bell I wasnt trying to scare you - I was just trying to watch your sixI sent another follow-up email. It depends on when you start taking the pill with respect to your menstrual cycle. According to the article I read, the pill can start to be effective immediately if you begin taking it at the right time. Otherwise theres a month delay while your body runs through a cycle. The health personnel should have gone over this with you when you got the prescription, so go with whatever they told you.It sounds like you had quite a reunion Did you two talk about the first time at all? I think youve said that your uncle is your paws brother (I may be mistaken). Do you think that he and your paw talked about things beforehand? What Im getting at is whether or not your paw knows that youre not a virgin anymore. What does your uncle think of your relationship with your dog?Sight-seeing, eh? Sounds like fun What sights? (Yeah, this is a blatant attempt to try to figure out which State youre in now).If it were me, I wouldnt bother trying to finish the boring book, (if it were me, Id probably have tossed it into the trash by now).TEFL is one of my favorites (and a good introduction to that body of Heinleins work). If youre interested in the Long family, the recommended reading order is:Time Enough For Love”The Number of the Beast”The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”To Sail Beyond The SunsetBackground reading would include Methuselahs Children (from The Past Through Tomorrow anthology), The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, Orphans of the Sky, and Stranger In A Strange Land.Sorry, didnt mean to go off thereOnce again, glad youre back Janie-Bell Comment by Kai August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Time Enough For Love? Perhaps I have had too much time for that I had a good week end, but feel depressed this morning Hels Dad picked her up on his way back home. I thought about going with them, even though I have a fear of flying But I wonder if I can ever go home any more?I MAY just need a place to crash some day, wbhikok. I dont know what is to be come of me. I feel sick at heart. Some of the people of this board all so make me feel sick, with all their stupid quibbling fighting over silly nonsensical thingsI ( Hel) met Chad, I had a good time with him. He was not at all a bad person, though he might could be if some one got him riled. He was real pleasant to us His famous body part was not so formidable as I thought it might be from his description of it. I have had bigger, if you count the knot, but I dont like the knot. He is not too much longer in length than my pizza delivering friend, who was a pretty well endowed feller in his own right. But I do not feel like going in to much detail about him his organ, to be harrassed by the likes of inexperienced wardner. Like Hel, I do not give a figg about what those two jokers think or believe I think they just exist to try to be a pain in the butt I bet they both have very tiny penises feel a need to compensate for their lack by trying to put down other people, much like some school yard bully.Well, when I first came to incestboard, I was feeling low had a really bad self image. A few here really jumpred on that used it gave me the hardest time imagable. A few nice fellers took up for me made me feel better about me self. Hel was nice enough to try to help me out with some language coaching practice has helped improve my typing skill, though I am still pretty slow. Then those darned flame wars came, so I finally elected to leave Now there are other new ones brewing I think may be some of our resident harrassers could stand to be banned. Only they would probably just return under new handles I am pretty sure one did, though the new electic1 is obviously not the same as the original. I suspect the orginal is now posing as inXperienced, as that is a feeling I get from his posts.Well, I do not plan to kill my self or any thing regardless of what happens, but right now.. I sure feel like I could die So go ahead you few morons hit me when I am down throw some of your stupid bs I still have Mr. Kais flame-resistant under garments (kind of like those things the Mormon kids wear, snicker) Oh, well, I will live I have proved I am tougher than I once thought Comment by Janie August 14, 2006 5:03 pm Impressed? Tell a friend about this story